one for the women

[hullexile]

A women has just given birth when the doctor comes to see her.

"Your baby is perfectly healthy but... well a bit different. Your baby is a hermaphradite. He has all the equipment of a man, but also all the equipment of a woman."

"Oh my God" says the woman, "you mean he has a penis AND a brain?"

[Dreadnought]

...here's another one!

Two women are in the vegetable aisle at the grocery store and they come to the potatoes. One of the women picks up two of the larger potatoes and says, "Gee, these are just like my husband's balls." The other woman asks, "that big?" To which she replies, "No, that dirty."

[Dreadnought]

My wife always thinks it's cute when the baby throws up on me. But when it's the other way around, she gets all huffy and accuses me of being drunk.