I thought I should start this thread, and please do NOT put someone else's posts here. Please do put government press releases or those from other sources of authority. My personal favourites recently have been...
Khaled Kaaim, deputy Libyan foriegn minister on the UK's today programme:
"I will give you a different version of the truth"
Some muppet on Fox News:
"Why can't we do a no fly zone on Bahrain?"