(Sung by the CIA Chorus to the tune of "Matchmaker, Matchmaker")
Blackwater Guards Tied to Secret Raids by C.I.A.
--headline in the New York Times
Blackwater, Blackwater,
You've got the knack.
Let's snatch and grab
All through Iraq.
Blackwater, Blackwater,
Earn lots of jack
By joining us in the attack.