On the HKJC betting page, there are what-will-happen-to-whom-first bets for five players: Rooney, Gerrard, Sturridge, Balotelli and Pirlo. The five options are:
Receive a Yellow Card
Receive a Red Card
Score a Goal
Be substituted
None of the above
Would have picked "Get injured" for Rooney if that was an option. I guess "Be substituted" is the nearest choice.