China pissing off both Australia and India in recent weeks, time for a new Aus/India alliance. Unfortunately here in Aus we don't have any music video apps to give, but we have plent of iron ore, aluminum, gold, natural gas and other shit we can dig out of the ground for you. Also we can teach you how to swim (some Aussie Olympians just opened up a swimming academy in Mumbai). Just send your international students to our universities, and then we can both give the middle finger to the Chinese.